Embarrassing Moments

Alright, your time is now my fellow friends, I would like you to write at least a paragraph of your: Embarrassing Moments (if you would like to share more then one it's a paragraph for each moment) Also if you would like to hear any of mine then type the numbers 003 at the bottom of your embarrassing moments ^ ^
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Oh goodness. I think we've all had embarassing moments. Well, better to start off with my own I suppose.

Well, one day I happened to be sitting in class. English class to be exact, and I had my phone on vibrate or so I thought, then in the middle of a quiet moment my ringtone goes off and it's playing the song called Bumpy Ride by Mohombi. The guy sitting next to me gives me weird looks for the rest of the class and when we get outside he asks me "Was that meant for me~? Cause we can do this right now." I had never felt so embarassed in my life. And to this day, he still thinks I want to get some of "that."

The only one i can really think of at the moment was in the middle of an assembly my phone went off... My ringtone you ask? Nyan cat.

So it's the seventh of June. Monday to be exact and it's time to go to school. once I get into school (I'm not feeling 100% obviously, being me) I walked into my tutor and sat down. I got up a few minutes later as I started to feel a little sick so I began to speak: "Miss I feel- -pukes up all over her black and white polka-dot dress- ...... uh sick?" -cue major blushing skills- I felt so embarrassed and I wanted the ground to swallow me up! >///////<

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence...Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the
man.'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
' Nope,' said the old man
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied,
'Been married to your sister for 48 years.