DH Birthday Rules

Let's cut to the chase dex holders, birthdays only come once a year and we shouldn't have to take that b-s. So from now on we'll be celebrating our rp character's birthdays.Now you see during our rp character's birthdays everyone else has to follow rules that pertain to what the character would want(you have a lot of flexibility actually). Now you can send these rules to me or Bruuslice, ciao dex holders.(I'll leave the two known ones right below the post)

June 1st!Blue's Birthday we must :
1. Be Blue's slave/servent
2. Blue doesn't do no work or anything for no one so don ask
3. Make Blue happy
4. Gimme gifts or I steal 'em :l
5. Bitch be bullshittin, Blue be momma Bruuin'
(coming up soon dexholders)

May 31st!(zomg that's today :0)
By celebrating emerald we must :
1. Piss off of tall buildings
2. Play Basketball
3. Glue a stone to your forehead
4. Wear a type of green

.P.S.: you can only have up to 5 rules max.(I'm looking at you Cheren e-e)

Jan 13th, Mah birffdais Zúr rules rr
1. Buy me a beer
2. Don't make a fuss out of me
That's it.

March Third!
1.) Admit that you are my hoes.
2.) Tell everyone that you are my hoe and I am an awesome Pimpdaddy.
3.) If you are not my hoe, you are now.
4.) Whatever the fuck I say >:O

August sixth
1) Bow down before me!
2) Love me!
3) Praise me!
4) Kiss my shoes!
5) Ignore all those rules and give me cake

September 20th!
1) Avoid partaking in, watching, or talking about contests
2) Admit that I am better than all of you
3) Destroy your closets and dressers and toss them out the window
4) Go camping in the woods and sleep with wild pokémon in a tree
5) EAT DIRT! Just kidding. PLAY IN THE MUD! >8D