Rules of the DH

Rule 1: Please leave your sanity in the red box before joining
Rule 2: You are now Dezi's hoe, no exceptions
Rule 3: Blue is your master
Rule 4: All glory to Blue
Rule 5: N has liberated your pokemon, no exceptions
Rule 6: Any attempt to resist makes our penis harder
Rule 7: Kate calls everyone a Bitch/Hoe, Do not get offended, if you do then gtfo
Rule 8: Any flame wars will be lol'd at
Rule 9: Share the popcorn whilst watching a flame war
Rule 10: Your Steelix is now poisoned, you mad bro?
Rule 11: Don't Drink the water
Rule 11a: The CIA might of put something in it to control your mind
Rule 11b: Cass does weird stuff with that water...
Rule 12: Brock has lost his eyes, should you find them please return them to pewter gym
Rule 13: Magikarp sucks
Rule 14: Proof or it didn't happen
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Rule 16: Dad, I am homosex
Rule 17: Son, I am Disappoint
Rule 18: Big Font = Big Penis
Rule 19: Bluefoodshipping ftw
Rule 20: FTW's can go eat a dick
Rule 21:
Rule 22: Rule 21 has challenged your sexuality, what shall you do? Pokemon, Fight, Run or Bag?
Rule 23: Cheren is always right
Rule 24: What you think you know isnt actually what you know
Rule 25: Pikachu, amiright?
Rule 26: Raichu is better
Rule 27: Keep everything sharp away from Silver, we cant afford the medical bills
Rule 28: Pokeboobs > You
Rule 29: Tombstoner is a legit move
Rule 30: He'll hit you with a spoon again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Rule 31: Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to disguise the existence of pokemon
Rule 32: We all live in a pokemon world, No exceptions
Rule 33: Anything that goes into Dia's van never leaves
Rule 34: If it exists then Byron or Dezi has porn of it
Rule 35: By reading this you have been infested by Krabbies
Rule 36: Oh shit one evolved and learned guillotine
Rule 37: Nevermind, you wasn't going to use that anyways
Rule 38: WB = Wanna Bang?
Rule 39: WTF = Want to Fuck?
Rule 40: NTY = Not Tonight but Yes
Rule 41: Pick a Character and Stick with it - Blue
Rule 42: Naked Dancing is Preserved for Misty, Blue, Dezi or Platinum to minimize Nightmares it is not suggested that anyone else does
Rule 43: Gary allways appear at the worse of times
Rule 44: will rape your dreams and torture your family
Rule 45: Snivy is the new Mudkip
Rule 46: You OOOSHed him
Rule 47: Dat ass
Rule 48: Cilan is secretly staring at you
Rule 49: How do you get 1,000 pikachu on a bus? Pokemon (poke-em-on) geddit?
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Rule 51
Rule 51: Blue is yo mamma...deal with it.
Rule 52: Don't use a knife to stab, use a barbie doll.
Rule 53: See this guy? Hes really stupid as fuck. But your stupider. :I
Rule 54: See this guy? Yeah its N. Well this is him when he finally liberated Pokemon, deal with it.
Rule 55: Cybering on main chat will be lol'd at
Rule 56: Whenever there is a why, there is a why not
Rule 57: 57 is the number of procrastination, why? i'll find out later
Rule 58: Move wench vacate my path
Rule 59: Don't be a fool wrap your tool
Rule 60: It's apart of a balanced breakfast
Rule 61: Except that water
Rule 62: Need more cowbell
Rule 63: Someone will draw that character as the oppersite gender
Rule 64: Eat that carrot!
Rule 65: Before entering a war, go on Bringvictory.com
Rule 66: Don't Drop the soap
Rule 67: Break rule 66 and you'll regret it
Rule 68: You go down on me and i'll owe you one later
Rule 69: LOL 69
Rule 70: All rule 63 is lulzy, no exceptions
Rule 71: You pick charmander, Rival chooses squirtle and bulbasaur stays forever on my desk
Rule 72: Upon winning a war, we must have a celebratory party at www.lemonparty.com
Rule 73: Stop crying, nobody gives a shit
Rule 74: :3 is the response to everything
Rule 75: [This rule was censored by 4Kids]
Rule 76: You mad? Then come the fuck at me bro.
Rule 77: Cass always fails for Cass is a Cassahoe. No exceptions shall be made.
Rule 78: Bird is definately the fucking word, haven't you heard?
Rule 79: Boats & Hoes. That is all.
Rule 80: Gary Oak has fucked your mom. You mad?
Rule 81: Emerald pissed off the building onto your head. You mad?
Rule 82: Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down!
Rule 83: You just got Rick Roll'd. You mad?
Rule 84: Sex in the air I don't care I love the smell of it sticks and stones may brake my bones but Chains and whips excite me ;0
Rule 85: Cheren360: Derpzard! use herp!
Rule 86: Nai: ..there should be a rule for nigglett stealing your bike.
Rule 87: Niggletts love stealing your bikes.
Rule 88: Narnia is gay.
Rule 89: Ur mom/mum is Mr. T
Rule 90: Ur dad is Chuck Norris.
Rule 91: Don't ask how they gave birth to you.
Rule 92: Surge's Voltorb Gun can beat ur ass son.
Rule 93: Ash just keeps getting younger and younger in each reigion.
Rule 94: Deal with it cause you ain't getting any younger.
Rule 95: Tucker is the butterfree man.
Rule 96: Tucker is genderless. He does not carry a portable chainsaw/trampoline. But we will call him a he because he looks like one.
Rule 97: the numer 96 is a sex position which is why a Tucker rule is on that rule.
Rule 98: RocketSurge: MY PIKACHU TURNED INTO A BAD EGG ON EMERALD. Pikachus on emerald are gay. Don't catch them...or hatch them.
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Rule 100: Kthxbai.